Here are 5 Homemade Gag Christmas gift ideas that will make them laugh! They’re quick and easy to make and add a little something special without a lot of cost!
Christmas Reindeer, Snowman and Elf Poop
OK, I love gag gifts and these are classic favorites!
You can package your Christmas poop by putting them in cellophane bags with a label. You can print out a label for your reindeer, elf or snowman poop on the computer or tie a tag on the package with a piece of ribbon or raffia.
You can also put the holiday poop on a platter with signs that say “Elf Poop” “Snowman Poop” or “Reindeer Poop” and set it out out with your Christmas candy platters.
It also works well to package them in baby food jars or a jar like this one at www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com and give them as gag gifts in a pretty basket.
I also found these nice printable labels at organizedhome.com that you can use, too.
Reindeer Poop
Chocolate Coated raisins or peanuts.
We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all.”
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel we started to scoop,
All of the droppings … “YUCK”, reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!!!”
Christmas Elf Poop
Red and Green M&Ms.
The elves were so sick they couldn’t make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make –
Here are your Elfin droppings.
I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Elf Poop”
Love, Santa
Snowman Poop
Marshmallows or white dinner mints.
You’ve been naughty,
So here’s the scoop
Your Christmas present
Is Snowman poop!
I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop”
Love, Santa
Grinch Poop
Green jellybeans or green M&M’s.
The Grinch has been here!
He left just one clue…
This little green pile,
Of Grinchy “Pooh”.But why did he do it?
Did he want to get caught?
As the Grinch would say,
“I most certainly did not!”But Santa and the reindeer
(with nose set on dim),
Landed on the roof,
And scared IT out of him!He left in a hurry –
Homeward bound,
Leaving little green piles
All over the ground.
Christmas Mouse Poop
Chocolate sprinkles
On Christmas Eve when I was snug in my bed,
Guess what some little “creatures” were doing instead?
Little mice were making their stops
And, of course, they left their teeny-tiny “plops”.
On Christmas Morn I did awake,
Oh me, oh my, oh goodness sake!
Those adorable rodents had left such sweet gifts,
So I gathered and packaged them up in a jiff.
And, now, this Christmas I present to you
This little bag of mice “doo-doo”!
I LOVE the Grinch one! I’ve heard some of the others before but not that one. I’ll be looking for green candies! :)
i’ve used green M & M’s…..
I just love these ideas. Even green spearmint candy leaves can be cut up to use as Grinch poop. FUNNY!
How about green TicTacs??
These recipes are amazing. They are very funny! I have never heard of any of these except for Reindeer Poop. I guess me and my family will be looking for some special ingredients this year! I LOVE THESE RECIPES!!(:
I just sat and picked all the green M&Ms out of a bag of red and green ones so I could send someone a jar of Grinch Poop. Very funny!
These gifts have never appealed to me. I realize they are a joke but somehow giving “poop” whether for play or not, just doesn’t set well with my Christmas spirit.
For those of you who like this joke, enjoy. Just don’t give any of it to me.
Booo your no fun!! :-P
People need to look at life for what it is, a glorious time all should celebrate. If you take yourself too seriously, you will live a sheltered life. My Grandpa always told me- ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR FUN!
Those that have a difficult time enjoying life, there are quite a few of us who will do it for you. Love life, there are no re-do’s!
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But with that being said I don’t really understand why someone goes on a site like this and complains about what’s on it. I like everyone else had to google to find it.I’m doing this for the neighbor kids they are friends with my grandson. I know they will love it!Why are you spending time on here if you don’t like it?
Oh Cathy thank you thank you thank you. I have wondered that myself for many years so I appreciate your comment so much. If I go to another site and don’t like what is on there I just leave. I always wondered if these poor people have nothing better to do with their lives then to spend their day moving from site to site complaining and grumbling. You guys don’t get to see the really bad ones because I delete those. I am going to be even more ruthless in the future. If you can’t say anything nice then don’t say it. I am accused of not liking some of the things people say because their opinion is different from mine but that is not true at all. It is all in the attitude. Many people express a different opinion but do it in such an nice way which is just fine but if you are mean spirited forget it. You can get your own web site and all the work that goes with one and express your opinion to your hearts content.
This is my “home” and you do not have the right to come into it and start trashing it. Anyway thanks again Cathy.
My nieces and nephews will LOVE these!!
I absolutely love snowman poop as every yr we have a “Poop Party” and take a break for a “Poop Fight”!!! No child should ever get coal, just “Poop”!!! LOL
I love all of them cant wait to make the “poop” with my kids!!! and send it in for their Christmas party!!!! love it so FUNNY!!!!!!
I’m with Maggie on this one. I’m no fuddy duddy, but these poop themed novelties literally turn my stomach. I always tell my friends, “Thanks,but do not give that “poop” to me”! LOL, enjoy your poop! ::shudders:: :D
I don’t understand people’s overwhelming need to say they don’t like the “poop” gag gifts. Why? Are you trying tovonvince other people who like this sort of thing that you are right? Are you the type of person that everyone has to agree with?
Many people have found this page SPECIFICALLY because they searched for “poop” gags. Are you one of those people who search for these things, then express your negativity? Or, if you were browsing this site andsaw this article – AND THE TITLE – Snowman Poop, Elf Poop… – WHY did youread it if you don’t like these gags? I just don’t get it. If I don’t like something, and I see an article that has that particual subject in the name, I just MOVE ON. Did you read the article and the comments, hoping to find people to agree with you (as if you’re not entitled to your own opinion and are required to believe what everyone else does), or were you hoping to post a comment so everyone would say, “OH, YEAH! That person is so SMART! I should believe and think EXACTLY the way they do?”
I just will never understand it..
By the way, I searched for this topic, and I think these are GREAT! Thanks for posting this, despite the few “haters” who don’t think you have a right to like what you like.
Some people aren’t happy unless they are complaining about something.
JUST FINISHED SNACKING ON A BAG OF REINDEER POOP GIVEN OUT AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY IN A NURSING HOME TODAY…WHAT A CUTE AND WELCOME GAG SNACK! I AM SO GLAD I HAVEN’T EVEN A HINT OF GRINCH IN MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
You have to have a sense of humor. IT’S CANDY and no smell or anything. Maybe you would like a chunk of coal better.
By the way children in Europe would probably like these gifts. Americans are spoiled.
Someone PLEASE give maggie some GREEN M&M’s…a pound of them should do. Maybe all that chocolate will act like a prozac and get her out of “Grinch Mode” LMBO
Thank you, Donna for being a voice of reason. Some people are just gonna be haters and they like it that way. Sounds like someone needs a Snickers. :)
Too funny Kristi. I’m not being mean, grouchy or weird but can I have a Snickers anyway. :) I do love them some and that is a funny commercial.
I agree with all the snowman poop lovers out there. I also googled and found this sight. Going to make a bunch of bags for the kids at school think they will love it. I love anything that had to do with snowman and think this is a cute idea. I think someone should melt that lady’s snickers in a diaper for her lol. Personally even though that looks gross at baby showers I think the candy bar in the diaper game is good fun too.
“Every party has a pooper that’s why I invited you, the party pooper, the party pooper”
Before we had a dog I put out mini chocolate chips in piles on the floor for Easter so when my kids got up they thought the Easter Bunny was really there. It’s all in good fun for the kids. I’m a kindergarten teacher and let me tell you, to a child, poop jokes are fun! We should all be five again and not be so serious.
My kids would enjoy these, but I’m not sure I’m brave enough to give them to other people here in Cape Town, South Africa. Cross cultural gifts don’t always “fly”, but I know I’d get some serious giggles watching people try to process this one.
Little children, and a lot of bigger ones too, just love anything scatological. Notice how much they enjoy saying “rude words”.Just wondering whether future tinies will get the same fun out of words we may find offensive.
I google this myself I love this idea for young and oldalike
Do you think that maybe all these “poop haters” might be a tad “constipated”? Come on folks, lighten up…it’s Christmas!!!!!
Too funny Brenda and I agree. It seems so many take every thing too serious any more or have to make such a deeper meaning out of everything. You are right it is Christmas and we are to be spreading joy not bah hum bug.
I have such a wacky sense of humor that these gifts are right up my alley, poems and all. I give them to equally like-minded family and friends, skipping the bah-humbugs that won’t enjoy a little humor. If I have to second-guess whether or not they would like it, I just don’t bother.
I love it. I was raised on base in Germany (Father military mother german) and we had both American and German Christmas traditions. In germany on the 6th of December the German St. Nicholaus comes and brings presents. You leave your shoes outside the door and he drops off gifts and candy. If you were bad you got switches and coal. We always got switches and coal and a few small toys and candy and fruit. It meant that we were half bad and half good. I followed that tradition with my daughter and now follow it with my grand children.
Thank you for sharing your ideas.
I haven’t seen this in a long time! I love it!
Just have to share this. I am celebrating my father’s 100th birthday. He loved the circus as a child so we are going all out with the circus theme. I am making elephant poop! Crushed peppermint, m&ms, marshmellows, sugar pops cereal, peanuts, mini pretzels covered with chocolate bark. I put in on the invitation! People are talking about it. It’s just plain fun.
My sister gave me the first snowman poop I ever saw. She put melted marshmallows in a baggie & put it in my Christmas card, but the tag came off in the envelope & I was wondering why the heck she was sending me melted marshmallows . LOL After I found the tag, I thought it was hilarious!!! The following year, I found the other “poop” tags. Everyone I have given them too gets a big laugh from them. .
Too funny Minny. I do enjoy these “poops” too. LOL
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