Snowman Poop, Elf Poop, Reindeer Poop – Homemade Christmas Gift Ideas



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Snowman Poop, Elf Poop and Reindeer Poop - Homemade Christmas Gift Ideas

Christmas Reindeer, Snowman and Elf Poop

OK, I love gag gifts and these are classic favorites!

You can package your Christmas poop by putting them in cellophane bags with a label. You can print out a label for your reindeer, elf or snowman poop on the computer or tie a tag on the package with a piece of ribbon or raffia.

 

You can also put the holiday poop on a platter with signs that say “Elf Poop” “Snowman Poop” or “Reindeer Poop” and set it out out with your Christmas candy platters.

It also works well to package them in baby food jars or a jar like this one at www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com and give them as gag gifts in a pretty basket.

 

I also found these nice printable labels at organizedhome.com that you can use, too.

 

Reindeer Poop

Chocolate Coated raisins or peanuts.

We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all.”
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel we started to scoop,
All of the droppings … “YUCK”, reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!!!”

 

Christmas Elf Poop

Red and Green M&Ms.

The elves were so sick they couldn’t make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make –
Here are your Elfin droppings.

I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Elf Poop”
Love, Santa

Snowman Poop

Marshmallows or white dinner mints.

You’ve been naughty,
So here’s the scoop
Your Christmas present
Is Snowman poop!

 

I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop”
Love, Santa

 

Grinch Poop

Green jellybeans or green M&M’s.

 

The Grinch has been here!
He left just one clue…
This little green pile,
Of Grinchy “Pooh”.

But why did he do it?
Did he want to get caught?
As the Grinch would say,
“I most certainly did not!”

But Santa and the reindeer
(with nose set on dim),
Landed on the roof,
And scared IT out of him!

He left in a hurry -
Homeward bound,
Leaving little green piles
All over the ground.

 

Christmas Mouse Poop

Chocolate sprinkles

On Christmas Eve when I was snug in my bed,
Guess what some little “creatures” were doing instead?
Little mice were making their stops
And, of course, they left their teeny-tiny “plops”.
On Christmas Morn I did awake,
Oh me, oh my, oh goodness sake!
Those adorable rodents had left such sweet gifts,
So I gathered and packaged them up in a jiff.
And, now, this Christmas I present to you
This little bag of mice “doo-doo”!

Comments

  1. Kim says

    I LOVE the Grinch one! I’ve heard some of the others before but not that one. I’ll be looking for green candies! :)

  2. Baylee says

    These recipes are amazing. They are very funny! I have never heard of any of these except for Reindeer Poop. I guess me and my family will be looking for some special ingredients this year! I LOVE THESE RECIPES!!(:

  3. Jodee says

    I just sat and picked all the green M&Ms out of a bag of red and green ones so I could send someone a jar of Grinch Poop. Very funny!

  4. Maggie says

    These gifts have never appealed to me. I realize they are a joke but somehow giving “poop” whether for play or not, just doesn’t set well with my Christmas spirit.
    For those of you who like this joke, enjoy. Just don’t give any of it to me.

  5. Carol Strong says

    I absolutely love snowman poop as every yr we have a “Poop Party” and take a break for a “Poop Fight”!!! No child should ever get coal, just “Poop”!!! LOL

  6. Kindle says

    I love all of them cant wait to make the “poop” with my kids!!! and send it in for their Christmas party!!!! love it so FUNNY!!!!!!

  7. Lisa says

    I’m with Maggie on this one. I’m no fuddy duddy, but these poop themed novelties literally turn my stomach. I always tell my friends, “Thanks,but do not give that “poop” to me”! LOL, enjoy your poop! ::shudders:: :D

  8. Donna says

    I don’t understand people’s overwhelming need to say they don’t like the “poop” gag gifts. Why? Are you trying tovonvince other people who like this sort of thing that you are right? Are you the type of person that everyone has to agree with?

    Many people have found this page SPECIFICALLY because they searched for “poop” gags. Are you one of those people who search for these things, then express your negativity? Or, if you were browsing this site andsaw this article – AND THE TITLE – Snowman Poop, Elf Poop… – WHY did youread it if you don’t like these gags? I just don’t get it. If I don’t like something, and I see an article that has that particual subject in the name, I just MOVE ON. Did you read the article and the comments, hoping to find people to agree with you (as if you’re not entitled to your own opinion and are required to believe what everyone else does), or were you hoping to post a comment so everyone would say, “OH, YEAH! That person is so SMART! I should believe and think EXACTLY the way they do?”

    I just will never understand it..

    By the way, I searched for this topic, and I think these are GREAT! Thanks for posting this, despite the few “haters” who don’t think you have a right to like what you like.

  9. Lee says

    Someone PLEASE give maggie some GREEN M&M’s…a pound of them should do. Maybe all that chocolate will act like a prozac and get her out of “Grinch Mode” LMBO

  10. Kristi says

    Thank you, Donna for being a voice of reason. Some people are just gonna be haters and they like it that way. Sounds like someone needs a Snickers. :)

    • says

      Too funny Kristi. I’m not being mean, grouchy or weird but can I have a Snickers anyway. :) I do love them some and that is a funny commercial.

  11. April says

    I agree with all the snowman poop lovers out there. I also googled and found this sight. Going to make a bunch of bags for the kids at school think they will love it. I love anything that had to do with snowman and think this is a cute idea. I think someone should melt that lady’s snickers in a diaper for her lol. Personally even though that looks gross at baby showers I think the candy bar in the diaper game is good fun too.

  12. Terri says

    “Every party has a pooper that’s why I invited you, the party pooper, the party pooper”
    Before we had a dog I put out mini chocolate chips in piles on the floor for Easter so when my kids got up they thought the Easter Bunny was really there. It’s all in good fun for the kids. I’m a kindergarten teacher and let me tell you, to a child, poop jokes are fun! We should all be five again and not be so serious.

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