Snowman poop, Elf poop, Reindeer Poop – Homemade Christmas gift ideas

Christmas Reindeer, Snowman and Elf Poop

OK, I love gag gifts and these are classic favorites!

You can package your Christmas poop by putting them in cellophane bags with a label. You can print out a label for your reindeer, elf or smowman poop on the computer or tie a tag on the package with a piece of ribbon or raffia.

You can also put the holiday poop on a platter with signs that say “Elf Poop” “Snowman Poop” or “Reindeer Poop” and set it out out with your Christmas candy platters.

It also works well to package them in baby food jars or a jar like this one at www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com and give them as gag gifts in a pretty basket.

I also found these nice printable labels at organizedhome.com that you can use, too.

Reindeer Poop

Chocolate Coated raisins or peanuts.

We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all.”
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel we started to scoop,
All of the droppings … “YUCK”, reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!!!”

Christmas Elf Poop

Red and Green M&Ms.

The elves were so sick they couldn’t make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make –
Here are your Elfin droppings.

I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Elf Poop”
Love, Santa

Snowman Poop

Marshmallows or white dinner mints.

You’ve been naughty,
So here’s the scoop
Your Christmas present
Is Snowman poop!

I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop”
Love, Santa

Grinch Poop

Green jellybeans or green M&M’s.

The Grinch has been here!
He left just one clue…
This little green pile,
Of Grinchy “Pooh”.

But why did he do it?
Did he want to get caught?
As the Grinch would say,
“I most certainly did not!”

But Santa and the reindeer
(with nose set on dim),
Landed on the roof,
And scared IT out of him!

He left in a hurry -
Homeward bound,
Leaving little green piles
All over the ground.

Christmas Mouse Poop

Chocolate sprinkles

On Christmas Eve when I was snug in my bed,
Guess what some little “creatures” were doing instead?
Little mice were making their stops
And, of course, they left their teeny-tiny “plops”.
On Christmas Morn I did awake,
Oh me, oh my, oh goodness sake!
Those adorable rodents had left such sweet gifts,
So I gathered and packaged them up in a jiff.
And, now, this Christmas I present to you
This little bag of mice “doo-doo”!