Since both mom and my brother’s wife are blondes, we love blonde jokes around here. Here’s a great one my brother sent today! Enjoy!
Winter in Kansas
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops behind his truck. She jumps out of her car, runs up to the trucker and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you’re losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blond says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you’re losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker
ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you’re losing some of your load!"
The trucker shakes his head and when the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says,
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It’s winter in Kansas and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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