I read this and about died laughing! I hope you enjoy it too.
-Jill
A woman went to see the doctor.
“How tall are you?” asked the nurse
I’m 5 feet 8 inches.” the woman answered
The nurse measured her, “No, you are 5 feet 5 inches.”
How much do you weigh? “150 pounds.” the women replied
The nurse weighed her. “No, you’re 180 pounds.”
Then the nurse took her blood pressure and said it was quite high.
Very angry the woman said “Of course it is high! I came in here tall and thin and you made me short and fat!!!!” : ) : )
photo by: xtheowl
me too jill … hehhehehe
thanks for sharing
passed this on and one woman wrote said. “so that is what happened to me.”
another woman said “that and the closet that shrinks clothes you hang in there.”
both good answers.
Love this, and grandma’s additions, too!
I’m not over fat. I’m undertall. Consiering my weight, I should be a Red Wood Tree!
That’s my problem too, Grizzly Bear Mom! LOL
That was funny
Love and hugs from the ocean shores of California, Heather 
Who is that old woman who jumps in front of me every time I go up to a mirror?!?
Too funny Mary. If you find out let me know because she is popping into my mirror too.
Very funny!
Too funny!! This used to apply to me….but in the past 13 months I’ve lost almost half myself….went from 205 to 110…and I’m only 5 feet tall!!….size 22 pants to size 4!! Cured my high blood pressure and high cholesterol. I feel 20 years younger. The old woman in the mirror also looks 20 years younger!!
Woa. My hat’s off to you Cathy. I’m trying to loose 10 lbs and haven’t been able to do it.
That is real cute
Cathy,
What an accomplishment! Congratulations.
Cathy how did you loose at that weight?