Joke of the Day

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I  read this and almost died laughing! I hope you enjoy it too. -Jill

A woman went to see the doctor.

“How tall are you?” asked the nurse.

I’m 5 feet 8 inches.” the woman answered.

The nurse measured her, “No, you are 5 feet 5 inches.”

How much do you weigh? “150 pounds.” the women replied

The nurse weighed her. “No, you’re 180 pounds.”

Then the nurse took her blood pressure and said it was quite high.

Very angry the woman said “Of course it is high! I came in here tall and thin and you made me short and fat!!!!” : ) : )


photo by: xtheowl


  1. says

    passed this on and one woman wrote said. “so that is what happened to me.”
    another woman said “that and the closet that shrinks clothes you hang in there.”

    both good answers.

  2. Cathy says

    Too funny!! This used to apply to me….but in the past 13 months I’ve lost almost half myself….went from 205 to 110…and I’m only 5 feet tall!!….size 22 pants to size 4!! Cured my high blood pressure and high cholesterol. I feel 20 years younger. The old woman in the mirror also looks 20 years younger!!

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