I just read this and just about died laughing! I hope you enjoy it too.
-Jill
A women went to see the doctor.
“How tall are you?” asked the nurse
I’m 5 feet 8 inches.” the woman answered
The nurse measured her, “No, you are 5 feet 5 inches.”
How much do you weigh? “150 pounds.” the women replied
The nurse weighed her. “No, you’re 180 pounds.”
Then the nurse took her blood pressure and said it was quite high.
Very angry the woman said “Of course it is high! I came in here tall and thin and you made me short and fat!!!!” : ) : )
photo by: xtheowl
me too jill … hehhehehe
thanks for sharing
passed this on and one woman wrote said. “so that is what happened to me.”
another woman said “that and the closet that shrinks clothes you hang in there.”
both good answers.
Love this, and grandma’s additions, too!
I’m not over fat. I’m undertall. Consiering my weight, I should be a Red Wood Tree!
That was funny
Love and hugs from the ocean shores of California, Heather 
Who is that old woman who jumps in front of me every time I go up to a mirror?!?
Too funny Mary. If you find out let me know because she is popping into my mirror too.
Very funny!