Car Buying.
I got this from Clean Joke of the Day. I just had to share considering our "white car" situation. :-)
Enjoy! Tawra
*Reasons You Should Buy a New Car*
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:
- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
Enjoy! Tawra
*Reasons You Should Buy a New Car*
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:
- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
posted by Tawra Jean at 1:44 PM
1 Comments:
I can SOOOO relate to your this!!! You forgot one thing though; Every time you get in to go some where you have to say a prayer that the car starts AND gets to where you are going.
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